Cyprus is a beautful island. Or maybe I ought to say, Cyprus should be a beautiful island.
Why the doubt? Because wherever you look, stuff’s been dumped.
And it’s not just litter. It’s fridges. It’s cars. It’s builders rubbish. The only common element is it’s been dumped.
The problem is there’s way too many tossers in Cyprus. The people who without a care just toss their rubbsh out the car window. Or toss their rubbish by the side of the road.
Nowhere’s sacrosanct. Even Cyprus most famous beauty spot at Petra tou Romiou is blighted.
So come on everybody, stop being tossers and let’s keep Cyprus beautiful.